Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Why's of the Week

This is something I might try to start…

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey married…Why? Mariah, you know you upgraded that boney B- lister big time.

Whitney Houston and Ray J back together…Why? I’m glad you’re doing better Whitney but Ray J? I won’t comment on the fact that you are old enough to be his mother and that I’m not even convinced his voice is done developing yet!

American Idol- Why… don’t you take off that cute little dreadlocked boy, Jason Castro, who can hardly sing! I tend to go do chores around the house while he sings and come back to the TV when he's done.

Flava Flav’s son to take over Flava of Love- Why? What did we do wrong to deserve this next generation of horror?

The San Diego college fraternities who were selling every type of drug out there- Why? Don’t you get into drugs if you (incorrectly) feel there is no other way to make money? Isn’t college supposed to be another way? Tuition money down the drain!

Obama and Hilary each win a state this week- Why… won’t this Democratic battle end so the winner can fully take on McCain?!

5 comments:

Eb the Celeb said...

yeah... i really dont get the flava of love son thing taking over the show... what appeal does he have and quite frankly... he too damn young to need a show to find a chick... are you serious... what happened to hide and go get it and dating the traditional way... with the yes and no box

Anonymous said...

i don't get it with nick cannon...is he really that great? i don't see it...

Miz Motormouth said...

The wedding photos of Nick & Mariah are hilarious. Nick looks like a little boy playing dress up in his daddy's tux. Mariah just looks desperate. I'd love to give them the benefit of the doubt. But I see this marriage lasting 2 years MAX!

Lady Dulayne said...

Nick & Mariah- I"m just as clueless

Whitney & Ray J- When did that happen??? I just saw them together like a week ago and did a double take. All those years Brandy idolized her, that's almost like incest.


Flavor Flav's son? What? Yeah, WHY??? WHo still watches that shit???

Diva's Thoughts said...

"Flava Flav’s son to take over Flava of Love- Why? What did we do wrong to deserve this next generation of horror?" Ok, that had me cracking up.